Looking for funny retirement wishes and humorous messages? wanted funny jokes to congratulate a colleague who will soon be retiring! We have collected a number of humorous messages and funny wishes for retirement.
It’s time for your beloved colleague to leave the company and take a well-deserved retirement. The time to say “goodbye” is approaching and you have decided to offer him a nice card to congratulate him on his retirement.
Yes, but here are the words you miss! You would like to be original and fun but you can not find inspiration.
To help you, we offer many ideas of funny wishes for retirement.
Quick Note: For a retirement do not hesitate to offer the young retiree a beautiful bouquet of flowers. You will be able to add on the card that will accompany the floral composition a small funny message
Funny Retirement Wishes for Colleague/Coworker
1) Greeting, for getting new friends bed and rest on your retirement. You will be hanging on them a lot.
2) Ah, how jealous I am … In bad faith, I will wish you a happy retirement.
3) Thank GOD, retirement is mandatory and not just a choice. Otherwise, I would be stuck with an annoying colleague like you.
4) Congratulations on your new job: retired. Schedules are flexible and your daily task is to make sure that you fully enjoy your retirement. Good luck in your new role!
5) Congratulations on your retirement! It’s now time to address all the tasks you rejected when you were working. Have fun!
6) You’re going to be able to start working, your grandchildren have not stopped running, I wish you a nice active retirement.
7) Finally retirement and with it the arrival of the great existential questions: Where is the remote control? What day are we? It’s up to you to dig deep inside you to find the answer. Happy retirement!
8) Congratulations on your pension! But we remind: There is no time to relax, Grandchildren grow up!
9) I wish you a good continuation for your retirement since it started a long time ago!
10) The race is almost over, the finish line is coming … Top! That’s it, you’ve just won the race of professional life.
11) As the race was enduring and very sporty, you deserved your prize: unlimited holidays and rest. Enjoy your lot … And do not forget to think of others who are still in the race from time to time.
12) Now that retirement is coming, you will be able to reflect on the meaning of life, the universe, our presence on earth or you can simply go on vacation and rest. Up to you! Good retirement!
13) Good luck with your new boss who knows by heart your sense of organization, work and all your excuses. Yes, spouses are the most difficult bosses!
14) Nobody goes to retirement! Nobody stops working! They just have a new boss who lives in their house and is present 24 hours a day: their wife … Good luck to get a vacation!
15) I wanted you to know that you’re a person I really admire … because you’re about to retire.
16) Get up early, take the transport, support the boss’s jokes, drink filthy coffee, participate in boring meetings, read 50 emails in 1 hour … Wow, that’s all over soon. The retirement is a beautiful victory after years of hard work. It is time to pay tribute to him by taking full advantage of each day. Good retirement dear colleague.
17) Now that you are going to spend time in your hammock reading “The Team”, I hope you will not forget to come and greet from time to time your old friends who toil all week! See you soon.
18) You were the king/queen of the coffee machine, the end of the photocopier, the best / best-crumpled ball thrower, and the funniest imitator of the boss … In short, the most fun colleague we’ve ever had! We will miss you very much. And without you, the day will be much less playful! Enjoy your retirement.
Also, check classical retirement wishes and phrases
19) The situation is serious. At work, it’s anarchy, everyone is depressed! The boss keeps crying, the secretary looks at your payrolls with nostalgia and all the colleagues go on strike. It is necessary at all costs that you come back to work !!! No ? Okay. So we all leave with you !!! Good (long, very long) holidays.
20) Since the time you save yourself. You will finally be able to give 100% for retirement! PS: you will receive some files to be mailed soon… I’m kidding of course! Good old branch retirement!
21) You’re far from grandfather, But the pension said: “Hi!” Let your new stage be good, as you could not dream!
22) Congratulations on your retirement. Now you have to work on never-ending job & it’s called doing nothing
23) All past year you put up a fight with office employees at work, after retirement, you will argue with your wife and family. Life will remain same for you. Congratulations!
Keep in Mind: You can also use these funny wishes for your friend’s retirement and we have more wishes especially for the retirement of your beloved friend.
Funny Retirement Wishes for Friend
24) Wow, now you can get up late, do not shave, sit all day reading the newspaper and spend the whole week doing nothing productive! Hey, exactly like when you were working! Congratulations!
25) What a life you will come – Weekend for the weekend, You retire, Be forever young!
26) Retirement is starting of the new time while you can sit down & give advice to others, despite the fact that you never followed it in your whole life. Congratulations.
27) After retirement, we will realize that how you wasted a majority of these years trying to be mature while you may get again to being a child at the end. Congratulations!
28) It’s time to take a trash bag and throw alarm clocks, ties, tight clothes, etc. A new life begins where the joggings, deodorants, beers, etc., will be the kings of your perpetual holidays. I wish you the best for the future